By
Jimmy Ness and originally published at Passionweiss
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Chainz, Drake, Future, Juicy J. Mike Will’s stellar production has steadily
been tricking me into liking rappers I think I shouldn’t. My inner rap snob
dies a little each time Juicy J’s strip club anthem knocks my ears, but this
song’s just too good to ignore. Will’s first single from Est in 1989 Pt. 2
flicks between atmospheric keys and hand claps making it both ominous and
thrilling. (The rest is probably a little NSFW)
The
“Bands Make Her Dance” remix is unchanged from the original except for a
throwaway Lil Wayne verse. Luckily almost anyone would sound good over this
cinematic beat (not Kreyashawn though, never that). Weezy uses the hilariously
stupid name “Steven Spielnigga,” switches his flow slightly and thankfully
doesn’t sing … much. “I make it rain on ya like a windowpane,” is a very lame
metaphor though, and mentioning that stupid “Cashin Out” song should be
illegal. Post-jail Wayne only receives a 3/5 grade and participation award for
this rhyme.
Jordan
Houston is still the star of the show and his chant raps work extremely well.
The rap elder continues his strange comeback streak with a reworked a line from
Blue Dream & Lean : “You say no to ratchet pussy, Juicy J
can’t!” It’s particularly magical when he says “these chicks clapping and they
ain’t using hands,” just as Mike Will’s slapping beat kicks in. Juicy also
states that it’s not a strip club if there are no vaginas on display, which is
hard to disagree with. This track should earn Juicy J a second Academy Award
and Mike Will a free lap dance from Gangsta Boo.